Of the Beginner Channel §
Every #français-débutant channel message solely contain "salut ça va". No more. No less.
The immutable articles
The Rules of
French Servers™
Let it be known, throughout all channels and unto all members, that the following laws admit neither exception nor appeal.
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Of the Inevitable Convergence §
Every single person, irrespective of origin, shall end up in the province of Québec, with no exception whatsoever.
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Of the Appointed Reading §
Every learner shall, at one point in their french learning journey, read Le Petit Prince.
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Of the Inexplicable Utterance §
Every beginner shall, at a certain point of their french learning journey, use the expression
comme ci comme ça
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Of Homework §
Every inquiry submitted to #salle-de-classe shall be a homework help question masquerade, with no exception.
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Of the Stim Discourse §
Given sufficient time, every channel shall inevitably turn to the subjects of #stim, of the prépa-boo, or of both. No original topic shall endure forever.
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Of Catgirls §
Given sufficient time, every person shall prescribe Dimirah to metamorphose into a catgirl himself.
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Of the Unofficial Commons §
The channel #anglais shall become, in all but name, #general. Its appointed purpose shall yield to the sovereign will of idle conversation.
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Of the Two Peoples §
Within a server, shall exist two groups of people. One merely text-based; the other wholly vocal-based. The two shall never meet.
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Of Romance §
Those who join the French servers must agree to be involuntarily put in a dating pool and shall inevitably find their match whether they like it or not.
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Of Profiles §
Any information inputted in an individual's About Me section shall never be consulted by other members. Said section shall remain uncharted evermore.
Thus it is written. Thus it shall be.