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The immutable articles

The Rules of
French Servers™

Let it be known, throughout all channels and unto all members, that the following laws admit neither exception nor appeal.

  1. Of the Beginner Channel §

    Every #français-débutant channel message solely contain "salut ça va". No more. No less.

  2. Of the Inevitable Convergence §

    Every single person, irrespective of origin, shall end up in the province of Québec, with no exception whatsoever.

  3. Of the Appointed Reading §

    Every learner shall, at one point in their french learning journey, read Le Petit Prince.

  4. Of the Inexplicable Utterance §

    Every beginner shall, at a certain point of their french learning journey, use the expression comme ci comme ça. French experts are still researching the cause of this phenomenon.

  5. Of Homework §

    Every inquiry submitted to #salle-de-classe shall be a homework help question masquerade, with no exception.

  6. Of the Stim Discourse §

    Given sufficient time, every channel shall inevitably turn to the subjects of #stim, of the prépa-boo, or of both. No original topic shall endure forever.

  7. Of Catgirls §

    Given sufficient time, every person shall prescribe Dimirah to metamorphose into a catgirl himself.

  8. Of the Unofficial Commons §

    The channel #anglais shall become, in all but name, #general. Its appointed purpose shall yield to the sovereign will of idle conversation.

  9. Of the Two Peoples §

    Within a server, shall exist two groups of people. One merely text-based; the other wholly vocal-based. The two shall never meet.

  10. Of Romance §

    Those who join the French servers must agree to be involuntarily put in a dating pool and shall inevitably find their match whether they like it or not.

    — The Honorable Ruy
  11. Of Profiles §

    Any information inputted in an individual's About Me section shall never be consulted by other members. Said section shall remain uncharted evermore.

Thus it is written. Thus it shall be.